8.20.2009

Ode to Wii


My Dearest Nintendo Wii,

Why doest thou torment my heart so? Thou art aware of the ever-longing desire I behold for thee, yet thou doeth not make thineself present. WHY OH WII, WHY??? Hath thou been hurt by mine actions? Nay! I shall vanquish all other manner of consoles from our place of rest! I shall prepare a place for thee to dwell.....a nook in the wooden centre of entertainment. Thou shalt
be favored above all other gaming systems....well, until Nintendo releases another totally rad system.

I shall have thee, oh Wii. One day, when all other necessities have been purchased and bestowed upon us. Wait for me, oh Wii.

Sincerely,
Sir Aaron